Let The Games Begin -OR- Take away his shoelaces

The Illinois Senate is scheduled to take up the Blago case today. The cast of characters represented in Springfield's hallowed chambers should be up to the task at hand. Groups concerned that this event will raise the shades of Illinois' political graveyards summoning Dirksen and Daley, Stevenson and Lincoln, Harold Washington and Anton Cermak, Paul Powell and Al Capone from their respective dirt naps have posted sentries at burial sites throughout the state.

Home viewers of the proceedings are advised not to record the trial. Instead, create your own bloopers and outtakes of how this junket on the crazy train could be better portrayed through existing footage.




Too bad he doesn't have the chops to pull off something like: