Just purposefully walking along, minding my own business, on a minor hunting/gathering expedition when I was confronted by a clipboard wielding question asker.
"Sir, Today we only have one question..."
I walked by. Purposefully
"Sir? We only want to know one thing. What is your favorite instrument?"
Slowly I turned...
Medieval Mace!
Be thankful that I left mine at home today...
1 comment:
--I love it! I LOST MY "weapon" of choice, a cane,
which I take when riding the "L" or walking around at night. Cell phone and pepper spray are also good. I realize this was a spoof, but you reminded me....
Best Wishes to you and yours.
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