When You Do That Voodoo That You Do So Well -OR- Revenge of the CCRWRSWAMs

-OR- Better living through song lyrics.
A long, long time ago. I can still remember...
The Joker, The Smoker and The Midnight Toker
Dismembered the Straight Man for being too late man.
Don't think Twice, It's alright.
Something familiar, something peculiar, something for everyone...
Let's do the Time Warp again.
And you may ask yourself, How Did I Get Here?

After a National nightmare, an ill-advised, poorly planned and executed war,
a secret plan that turned out to be a top-down crime spree culminating in a different kind of LONG national nightmare, it came to pass that a learned man of peace and thought was portrayed as somehow un-American. Too humble, too thoughtful, too concerned with doing no harm. Oh, you thought I was talking `bout Obama? Oh, how quickly we forget.

The lowly peanut farmer was no match for the actor. REWRITE!
Strike the Set, A new Director. Usher in a new audience. Introduce a new morality.
Make it bigger than life. Ignore reality. Suspend disbelief.
Spend our way to prosperity. Let's get this party started!
In this bold new frontier, there's no limits. There's no need for nagging details like boundaries, guidelines, regulators or brakes. Light speed. Make it SO!

Here I come to save the day...
Welcome to REEL life. Reality was overrated anyway.

New Rules. Two legs bad. Four Legs GOOD. The Pig People landed in Opposite World where nobody questioned the 180° difference between the rhetoric and the actions.
We can cut anything/everything and it will get bigger. We can crank up the crazy and nobody will notice. Unprecedented, unlimited, undefined.

Don't Stop Thinkin' about Tomorrow.
Just keep it going. Don't look back. Don't back down. Don't worry; Be Happy. Blockbuster Baby.

Ch ch ch changes.

Either the world has an unalterably charted course or it doesn't. It's my position that is doesn't. The "complicated" is actually rather simple. Stop!
Find a different way to get your KICKS