Thursday, March 5, 2009

Name that Book -OR- All the Burned Bridges I tried to Name After Me.

John Kass/Chicago Tribune Poll
What title would you give ex-Gov. Rod Blagojevich's new book? (These choices selected from more than 1,000 submissions.)

God is My Comb Pilot
Dr. Strangegov: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
Lonesome Gov
Prosecution Exhibit Number 1: The Defendant's Confession
The DeLeo Codes
From Hair to Profanity
Rod and the Giant Impeach
Illinois Elvis: Just a Hunk, a Hunk of [Bleeping] Gov
The Grapes of Graft
They Paid Me a [Bleeping] Bucket of Cash to Write This [Bleeping] Book

2 comments:

Tengrain said...

I'm going to go with: From Hair to Profanity

Sums him up perfectly.

Carl Nyberg said...

My contribution: "Phony Populism, Real Corruption: the Rise and Fall of Rod Blagojevich"