Brand Identification -OR- A Turd is a Turd

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Tonight on the Factor, Barack Obama unmasked
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Tonight on the Countdown, Bill O'Reilly unmasked
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Welcome to the Jerry Springer show. On the show today,
we put evolution on display.
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Don't go away, it's time to play The Family Feud...
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Mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter, mutter...

Be it Demoncrats in Chicago or Repugnants in Texas, Alaska, the genus is the same.
Let's play dueling blowholes? (Cue theme music)

Make it stop! Tomorrow! YES. WE. CAN.

January 20, 2009. YES. WE. WILL.

Unabated, unimpeded, unswerving, unconditionally.

Domestic Shock and Awe Baby.

I see light at the end of the tunnel.