Truth in Advertising

REWRITE!

For immediate release:

We hold these truths to be self-evident inconvenient, that all some men are created equal superior, that they and only they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their powers just powers from the consent of the governed, from their own situational ethics.


To Be Continued