Jovial, jocular, ringmaster type needed immediately.
Low-key, well-rounded, (shape, not background) slightly muted arrogance a plus.
Ability to bluff sincerity and egality while providing a pipeline for
bureauspeak, doublespeak, newspeak, and onomatopoeia. Able to hold forth on any topic
without first clue of the contextual substance. Snap judgments and homespun pontification also HUGE pluses.
A slight dimness of intellect to make guests and panelists seem learned and well-spoken.
Salary commensurate with willingness to cooperate.
Send tape to: Voldermort c/o Dick Cheney
1600 Pennsylvania Av.
Washington, D.C.
Friday, June 13, 2008
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And if you can pounce outta nowhere on Howard Dean with a three-year-old gotcha quote, that's a plus.
I thought you said you didn't do obituaries?
Not an obit.
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