Fast and furious today.

This one should get mileage:

"Asked what work John McCain did as chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee that helped him understand the financial markets, the candidate’s top economic adviser wielded visual evidence: his BlackBerry.

“He did this,” Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters this morning, holding up his BlackBerry. “Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce Committee. So you’re looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that’s what he did.”

Does he get royalties?

Now he can lose, then win a nobel prize for his humanitarian contributions to global communications. Is an oscar too much to hope for?

HOW do such things get started?!??! Why would anyone giggle themselves silly at teh stoopid displayed without guilt, without an appreciation for history and evidently without another viable thought in his head as to how to respond?