Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Ladies and WWF fans. Today's Inductees!

Since U.S. Politics has wholly and fully embraced the Professional Wrestling Handbook of Media Presentation... Let the Smackdowns commence. Complete with themed intros.
[cue laser light show]
Fanfare for Roland Burris, the soon to be late great Senator from The Land of Lincoln that Knows No Ethics (that can't be twisted to advantage) from the late great clairvoyant Warren Zevon.

And representing the late great state of Minnesota, Land of 1000 Lattkes, Lake Wobegon, Frostbite Falls, Bullwinkle T. Moose, Clandestine airport restrooms, taking a wide stance and the model for Free Speech zones that resemble outposts in Kandahar
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaL Freakin Franken!

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