Ya fuckin raht bastid, I posted this at Busted's place and cuz yer always getting the best one liners over there, I'm copying this to you too. Show up at 9 ya fuckin slacker. *G*
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Busted, I don't want you to miss this, so I'm doubling up. See yer ass at 9ish. Maybe that slacker Rehctaw will join us. *G*
Yo Busted. 9am. Left Coast Time.
I got Bushmills, cubed ice, and a rocks glass that's gonna get three fingers full.
And then, I'm gonna sip the day away, till that bottle's dry, in honor of this historic occasion.
And Wednesday, wake up and start the fuckin work all over again to make sure we don't get another 8 like the last 8.
If yer in, I'll nod north at 9, after I nod Eest. If yer not in, yer a wuss or yer working.
And frankly, work is NO excuse not to have a boot flask full ready for a quick visit to the men's room (or women's room) at 9am.
This is fuckin history people, it won't come again.
This is bigger than FDR, bigger than 12/7/41.
This is bigger than most anything since the Federalist Papers and the signing of the Declaration and the signing of the Constitution.
This is it, we make this work or we're all fucked for oru lifetimes, who knows, maybe fucked for the planet's sake if it goes to hell and nukes lob.
You'd all BEST be with me giving our supplication to the moment. 9am, ya raht bastids. Be there.
'Kin Harumph.
Slainte Mthah.
Rehctaw, I didn't even post this at Drifty's that's how special you and Busted fuckin are to me.
*G*
Best show up. Or my ridicule will know no bounds.
If yer in the men's room (or women's room) at work sippin from the boot flask, just chime in later and say so.
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Ya fuckin raht bastid, I posted this at Busted's place and cuz yer always getting the best one liners over there, I'm copying this to you too. Show up at 9 ya fuckin slacker. *G*
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Busted, I don't want you to miss this, so I'm doubling up. See yer ass at 9ish. Maybe that slacker Rehctaw will join us. *G*
Yo Busted. 9am. Left Coast Time.
I got Bushmills, cubed ice, and a rocks glass that's gonna get three fingers full.
And then, I'm gonna sip the day away, till that bottle's dry, in honor of this historic occasion.
And Wednesday, wake up and start the fuckin work all over again to make sure we don't get another 8 like the last 8.
If yer in, I'll nod north at 9, after I nod Eest. If yer not in, yer a wuss or yer working.
And frankly, work is NO excuse not to have a boot flask full ready for a quick visit to the men's room (or women's room) at 9am.
This is fuckin history people, it won't come again.
This is bigger than FDR, bigger than 12/7/41.
This is bigger than most anything since the Federalist Papers and the signing of the Declaration and the signing of the Constitution.
This is it, we make this work or we're all fucked for oru lifetimes, who knows, maybe fucked for the planet's sake if it goes to hell and nukes lob.
You'd all BEST be with me giving our supplication to the moment. 9am, ya raht bastids. Be there.
'Kin Harumph.
Slainte Mthah.
Rehctaw, I didn't even post this at Drifty's that's how special you and Busted fuckin are to me.
*G*
Best show up. Or my ridicule will know no bounds.
If yer in the men's room (or women's room) at work sippin from the boot flask, just chime in later and say so.
I can be accommodating when I hafta be. *G*
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