Monday, December 22, 2008

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? -OR- Detox Day 1



A constitutional crisis intervention. Twenty-eight days is a time frame our Gumby president should be able to wrap his micro-brain around with ease. Kick back, dream tremulous dreams of what could have been. Ignore reality. Create your own reality. Whatever it takes. "Not my job anymore. Not my problems."

Work on your post-prez material. Start wearing your underwear over your pants or on your head. No more "hard work". Nosiree, those days are over. Timing is everything in opposite world. Now might be the right time to remind everyone that you did EVERYTHING you could to loot, pillage and plunder protect the Amurcan people.

It's tough to have your thinking constantly questioned. "He does?!?! Really? I don't think so. If so, why did he quietly name this guy his sekrit Economy Czar?



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