The Green Circle Debate -OR- Dude! WTF is wrong with you?

Stated: This circle is green.

Hey, wait a minute, that isn't a circle and it's purple not green!

I'm sorry you're having difficulties with the format of this debate. Please adhere to the subject at hand. You will have your opportunity to speak in due course. Plese take your seat.

We will begin with the speaker from wingnutia

Thank you Mr. Moderator. I'd first like to thank Backwards U. and its Chancellor for providing an opportunity for this important debate. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Great Green Circle is something of which we should all be proud, but as we've seen right from the start, there are some who insist on railing in protest against this important and wonderful achievement in this great country's history.

Without the Green Circle we would still be limited by treaties and restricted from the expansion that has made this country wonderful. Without the great Green Circle, we could not have become history's greatest civilization. It was the GGC that sustained us through our darkest times, when through subterfuge and sabotage, faith in the GGC was tested to its very core. Every citizen owes his prosperity to the GGC, but my opponents would have you reject the GGC. They would have you believe that the circle is a square and that green is purple. Who are you going to believe?

I can't begin to guess at my opponent's motivation for purposefully lying. I'm not calling him a liar, but his side has been putting out this hateful brand of heresy for too long and I can no longer remain silent. If you were to believe him, it would be the end of us all. He wants to replace the GGC with the Big Purple Square. That's crazy talk and dangerous. It emboldens our enemies. Our financial markets have reacted to the slightest potential of a BPSer administration. The GGC markets were doing quite well until the BPS ideology began to show signs of life and we've all been witness to the devastating effects that uncertainty introduced.

Rebuttal:

Fuck all y'all. You're fucking crazy. When/If you want to get real, let me know.