Drill Baby Drill OR Deja vu all over again and again and again.

If nothing else sticks from the "Campaign to Nowhere" (tm)
"Alaska's oil fields alone can completely fill America's domestic needs for SEVEN YEARS!"

So THAT'S what they meant by "Country First"? Drain America first?
What then?
How fucking stupid are we?
"C'mon, open it up. Let us suck every last drop out. When we're done, you can have the whole freaking planet martinized. We can put it on E-bay!"

The last debate ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.
Sound like a carnival barker? A snake oil salesman? A sideshow shill?

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President and Vice-President? Waaaaaaaaaaaaay above your pay grade.

I'm starting to hear talk of reconciliation and Glasnost when what seems to be inevitable happens and the long nightmare ends. After 28 years on the wrong road? After being systematically and repeatedly raped, pillaged and looted? When Eleventh hour panic over the potential pendulum swing caused a full-blown financial tantrum?

No, it's not time to turn the page. The party's over. It's time to settle the bill.
Not payback, not revenge, not retribution, just a little justice and fairness.
TANSTAAFL.

Three decades of somebody else footing the bill was wrong. Do the math.