Chilling Honesty - OR- Heads I Win, Tails You Lose

Chutzpah!

W.T.B. Kristol appears stirred, not shaken. Being pwned by John Stewart. Stepping on his own dick. Grabbin' a heapin' helpin' of John's hospitality.
Neo-con that is, swimmin' pools, Faux news stars.
Pronouncing the movement alive and well.

It's not hard to understand how he could sit there and smirkingly lap up every dollop of shit John served up. When you've been spewing shit for as long as Kristol has, intake is no problem. Double down for 2010. The 2012 race begins on November 5th, 2008. We had a great recruiting year. We saved a ton of dough and showcased the big spending Democrats. We created a buzz for an unknown vanguard. Who did we lose? John McCain? Is he one of ours? Have you seen anyone from the PNAC base, besides me, poking around the White House or campaign? We got out when the getting was good. We left a stinky-ass blamer in the elevator, then tactically retreated.

Changelings. Switching from offense to offensive. There's just no quit in the offing. "Obama will be a liberal centrist, which will disappoint the leftist, progressives." This will be a defeat, not for us. We can live with centrist.

We fattened nicely on 8 years of Clinton. Without us, people may have thought Clinton wasn't such a bad president. We intercepted every Clinton forward pass and took it back. We created great field position. We disrupted the ground game. We made people defend the short-field.

We re-wrote the dictionary. We reframed thinking. We changed the rules. We erased the "peace-dividend". You think Obama can untangle the lights, find every bug we installed, glue the shattered pieces back together and fix the leaks in four years? And you wonder why we've hyped up the whole Messiah angle? Good luck with that.

Thanks Mr. Kristol. What a great American.

"William "The Bloody" Kristol everybody. You're always welcome here on the Daily Show"